Welcome to The Worst Reviews

Hello and welcome to the blog, "The Worst Reviews."

Congratulations! You're reading something amazing, and you are now a part of something very special. Together we'll go on a journey through cynicism in cinema. Many tears and clothes will be shed.

Why are you qualified?

I am qualified to write poor "film" reviews, because I created this blog. A year and a half ago I wrote a post on the film Die Hard 2: Die Harder. Through a lot of soul searching, I found that I need to continue writing reviews.

Why does your opinion matter?

My opinion matters more than most people because I see the world through a cinematic lens.

As more posts accumulate you will understand where the term "conventional wisdom" derives, and you will also experience so much verbal diarrhea that you may gouge your eyes out with your fingers.

Why are you reviews so bad?

The point of the blog is to be objective. Sometimes my reviews may be poorly written due to laziness, which is acceptable here. A safe haven for lazy writing. However, I vow to review the worst and best of films, whatever comes my way.

Strap your seatbelt on, and say goodbye to Kansas or something. It's going to be a wet and wild ride (but mostly wet). Enjoy!